Average pinis? I M Small?!!?!?!

I ride bus. Kid on bus say "my pinis is 11 itches, and ways 3 stone" Im liek, wot? not tru rite? Ask frand, he say "yah, i big too, no look thogh gay" I dont no. Mine is liek, smalar. I too ambarased to say, but i giv hint. It close to siz of salamandr that is rly buff but not on roids. AM I SMALL?!?!?!?! GIRLZ DONT LAFF. I NEED DATE TOO IF U INTEREZTED